This is a factual story, but not a history. Please do not pounce on me with scorn if it turns out I don't post enough of what you like such as funny shit, lolcats, randomness sadly it does not matter. That purpose is to tell the story of how a normal girl become a professional blogger in these years. This is also a tale of girl against hipster who rule Tumblr. In the course of the story I hope to have given an idea of what it is like inside a teen girls head for people who have grown and become mature, something I am dreading to do..
"I'm sorry I tried to blow up your head, it was uncalled for." - Dr Sheldon Lee Cooper
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- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
- Straight person: I support gay rights.
- Ignorant person: Gay.
- Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
- Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
- Straight person: Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
- Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
- Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
- Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
- Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
- Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
- Straight person: ...
- Ignorant person: oh...
- Straight person: Go fuck yourself.
